Girl Asked Cops To Not Arrest Her Because She’s A Pretty, ‘Very Clean White Girl’ Cheerleader

A soon-to-be 33-year-old woman from South Carolina is not helping the reputation of white girls everywhere when she was stopped by police for a litany of traffic-related offenses including plowing through a stop sign at 60 miles per hour, high and drunk as fuck. It was what she said when she got pulled over, though, that’s really criminal.

“I’m a very clean, thoroughbred, white girl,” Lauren Elizabeth Cutshaw told cops, slurring her words. No shade, but her mugshot doesn’t look…that…clean and she edited her Instagram profile pic to FaceTune Hell. Our gal Lauren didn’t stop there, though. When cops asked her if she’d been drinking that night, she said, “I mean I was celebrating my birthday.” I hate that I can perfectly imagine the exact intonation of her voice when she said that — very Stassi Schroeder, you know?

She kept listing reasons she shouldn’t be arrested which include:

1. Being white

2. Cleanliness

3. Her “thoroughbred” pedigree

4. Getting good grades in school 10 years ago

5. Being a cheerleader almost 20 years ago

6. Dating a cop once

7. Paid dues to a sorority in college

Not that I’ve ever been that reckless behind the wheel but when I get pulled over, I usually just cry — works every time!

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