It’s great if you want to put on a show about the birth of Jesus, but it’s probably not the smartest idea to have a live nativity scene…filled with live animals, because a goat won’t give a damn about your show.
The Preston Hollow Presbyterian Church in Dallas had itself a pretty solid nativity scene including Mary and Joseph and rad baby Jesus. The only problem is that a goat they had on stage didn’t feel like standing around waiting for Jesus to get in his basket, so he just jumped right in himself.
Really, goat? On his birthday week? You can’t let anyone have the attention can you?
GOAT RUINS NATIVITY SCENE BY GETTING ALL UP IN JESUS’ BUSINESS