GREAT NEWS! ALLIGATORS ARE NOW CLIMBING TREES
The alligator apocalypse is finally upon us, kids. I mean, first it was an alligator leaving its mark on the game of golf. Then there was the alligator who ate a dude who cussed at it. Hell, we’ve even seen one gator try to ring a doorbell.
And now they’re climbing our damn trees.
According to WINK News, a man in Cape Coral, Florida, recently captured this picture of what he believed to be a gator measuring at about five feet long just chilling in a tree near his residence Check it out below thanks to Matt Devitt’s Twitter:
GATOR IN A TREE! Yep, it's real. Tuesday in Cape Coral. Ronald S. says "thought it was an iguana, until I got close" pic.twitter.com/qF5qRuJVs0
— Matt Devitt (@MattDevittWINK) July 6, 2016
Yep, sure looks like a gator.
“Saw something in a tree, at first I thought maybe it was a lizard,” Ronald Saracino said. “The more I looked at it, the more I thought it was actually probably a 5-foot gator.”
Well, there you have it. Alligators are now climbing trees, and that means pretty much the only thing they haven’t done on this planet yet is your wife.