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GREAT NEWS! ALLIGATORS ARE NOW CLIMBING TREES

GREAT NEWS! ALLIGATORS ARE NOW CLIMBING TREES

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The alligator apocalypse is finally upon us, kids. I mean, first it was an alligator leaving its mark on the game of golf. Then there was the alligator who ate a dude who cussed at it. Hell, we’ve even seen one gator try to ring a doorbell.

And now they’re climbing our damn trees.

According to WINK News, a man in Cape Coral, Florida, recently captured this picture of what he believed to be a gator measuring at about five feet long just chilling in a tree near his residence Check it out below thanks to Matt Devitt’s Twitter:

Yep, sure looks like a gator.

“Saw something in a tree, at first I thought maybe it was a lizard,” Ronald Saracino said. “The more I looked at it, the more I thought it was actually probably a 5-foot gator.”

Well, there you have it. Alligators are now climbing trees, and that means pretty much the only thing they haven’t done on this planet yet is your wife.

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2 replies on “GREAT NEWS! ALLIGATORS ARE NOW CLIMBING TREES”

Disney World has a surprise for folks that won’t go near the water.

“the only thing they haven’t done on this planet yet is my wife.”

Update: No, checked the last box off.

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