If you ever catch your wife cheating on you with a large mammal, it’s time to take a really deep look into your soul and ask yourself “What the fuck did I do wrong?” because clearly, the fault here lies with you. Barring any mental issues on the wife’s part and assuming she was completely in her right mind, imagine how shitty of a husband you’d have to be in order for the wife to be like “You know what sounds like more fun than being married to you? Swapping spit with a camel.” According to Daily Mail,

The family of a man in Saudi Arabia have demanded he divorce his wife after his mother witnessed his bride kissing a camel.

Bizarrely, the woman’s mother-in-law was left furious after witnessing the exchange and her demands to end the marriage have prompted a massive family dispute.

Despite the protestations of the couple who remain happy together, the wife is now too scared to return to her husband’s home where her mother-in-law also lives.

Cock block of the century goes to the mother-in-law. I wanted to make a joke about how the camel spits just like the wife, but now I can’t because I don’t know if the wife spits or not since she only got to first base with the camel. WAY TO RUIN MY JOKES, LADY.

The unnamed wife’s reasoning for kissing the camel was that “she was happy with the income the animals were generating,” not “oh babyy…look at those humps” like you’d imagine someone with a bestiality fetish would be thinking. However, sound logic and common sense not prevailing, the mother-in-law is still pissed.

But her furious mother-in-law considered it a breach of social and religious norms and demanded her son divorce her.

According to the news site, the woman moved back to her own family’s home and was now reluctant to return to her husband because she felt her mother hated her.

The couple stated they wished to remain together, but she felt her mother-in-law was using the camel kiss as an excuse to attack her.(via)

And this is why the majority of millennials are not getting married. No seriously, I mean this specifically — camel kissing and bitchy mother-in-laws. Exact reasoning. For sure.


Guy Is Demanding A Divorce After Catching His Wife Cheating On Him With A Camel

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