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This Guy Made The Most Of Having To Learn Things At The Museum

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Unless you’re a history major or snooty enough to take up art history as a hobby, museums are boring. The average person only has so much patience for a subject they will never use outside of the museum itself, conversations with art historians who like imposing their boring interest on anyone who will listen to them, or trivia Tuesdays at the local pub.

Imgur user MarkSh was no exception to the rule when he accompanied his wife to Metropolitan Museum of Art.

MarkSh is not a fan of art or history but, as far as we can tell, he’s a good husband. Let’s face it, any man who happily accompanies his wife to an art museum is a good husband in my books. I wouldn’t do it.

The self-proclaimed simple man who doesn’t “get” most art decided to make the most out of his day at the museum by taking pictures of the exhibits and then inventing funny captions for them. The results were brilliant, leading me to believe he is way more suited for my job than I am. If you like MarkSh’s pic dump, share this article on Facebook with friends and family.

1. That she is, friend

Don’t turn around and maybe you can pretend like you didn’t see her

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2. They nicknamed it the “near death experience”

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3. The bear must be a “southpaw”

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4. If God wills you to show him your titties, must you oblige?

If he’s the omnipotent father that some people claim he is, then it’s nothing he hasn’t seen before. Food for thought

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5. It’s Brad Pitt in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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6. Take me back

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7. I don’t believe it — four of them must be impostors

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8. If you’re going to scream like a lunatic, at least do so accurately

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9. My thoughts exactly

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10. Good one

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11. What kind of sadistic child would do something so heinous?

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12. Carrots and lettuce getting muddy, you say?

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13. He’ll be thrilled to find out he can re-marry

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14. Nickels are great, but did anyone catch the 16th century Magikarp in the corner?

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15. May he rest in peace

Tommy Boy is a classic

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16. In case you were wondering where the expression came from

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