Guy Shares Insane List Of Relationship ‘Rules’ He Found In A Used Car – Buckle Up
All relationships have rules—cheating is generally frowned upon, as is ignoring your partner or flirting with other people. But you rarely see the rules of a relationship written out like a contract, and rarely are the rules as strict as the ones on the list this guy on Twitter found in a used car he bought. These demands give new meaning to the word “possessive.”
Kale Keyes, who found the list, tweeted the list, where it quickly blew up. The list is really long (so many demands!), but here are a few of the best ones.
You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week
You’re NOT to look at a single girl
If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away
You are NOT to ask for head
You are NOT allowed to get mad at me about a single thing ever again
If I say jump you say “how high princess”
You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back
WOOOW. This sure sounds like a healthy relationship.
Twitter users commented on how cuckoo bananas the contract is.
"blink twice if you need help"
— rach (@rach_thorpe) August 10, 2017
excuse me hi it's the guy from Honda, yeah just thought u could use some therapy/advice, you wanna talk bro? Are you allowed to talk bro?
— Pia Lara (@pialaraa) August 10, 2017
Can i still breath and walk and take a shower or is there a no no in that..
— OFCL_SaNi (@sabastiannichs) August 9, 2017
this woulda been me if i picked up that paper pic.twitter.com/iPG2OMRv1K
— Lyrin (@lyrin_daniele) August 10, 2017
Was she in the trunk?
— Jason Spencer (@JasonSpencerDJ) August 9, 2017
She demanded all those things then had the audacity to say "DO NOT EVER ASK FOR HEAD" Lmaoooo
— Jay (@MrJayBenz) August 9, 2017
Sounds like he should have traded in the girl friend .. not the car
— Carol – 〽️ichigan ❤️ (@cf1974) August 9, 2017
After I get done reading the contract pic.twitter.com/LEsV7Kcls0
— Deion Walls (@d_wall1221) August 10, 2017
Me after the 1st 3 points pic.twitter.com/fgesKcOjBg
— #20DaysHappilyHaynes (@DatHaynes) August 10, 2017
But some other people were legitimately concerned about the unidentified boyfriend, classifying the relationship as abusive.
If it was the other way around it be all kinds of serious fucked up/ since it's the guy it's funny/no abuse is abuse an be treated as such
— LboogieLonerDawg (@MrLboogie) August 10, 2017
She's an abuser and that relationship is toxic
— Marta Crawley (@heartpleaces) August 9, 2017
That is psychological abuse. I hope for his sake that this is a joke.
— Alicia (@DiddlyDonger) August 10, 2017
We have no way of knowing if the couple is even still together, but if they are: BRO, RUN!