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Guy’s NSFW Response To Text From Unknown Number Could Have Serious Consequences

We all fuck up. Don’t worry. And whatever your fuck-up is, it’s probably not as bad as this guy on Twitter who was a little impulsive in his response to a text from an unknown number.

If anything, this story is a reminder to slow down, and think before you text. And also just don’t text anything about a “dick appointment” to anyone, ever, unless you’re 100% certain that they’re on board.

This guy learned this lesson the hard way when he recently got received the text “I’m making you come at 12 on Friday” from an unknown number. Most of us would see that text and assume it’s related to work or some other necessary life appointment. But not our friend @SznVibes on Twitter. He saw “I’m making you come at 12” and assumed it had everything to do with his dick.

This guy clearly either gets laid so often he assumes any random text is about serving his sexual needs. OR he hasn’t been laid in a while and can’t think straight.

Either way, here’s what happened next:

Ooooooops.

On the bright side, his fuck-up went viral, which is honestly the best-case-scenario for fucking up. At least get some sweet, sweet RT’s out of that potentially life-ruining mistake!

Despite his rising internet fame, our friend had no clue how to respond to the text.

So he never wrote back. Unfortunately, she did.

Prospects don’t look to bright for our friend at this particular place of employment.

On the bright side, who needs a job when you have 13 thousand retweets?????

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