Gwyneth Paltrow Is Still Steaming Her Vagina Like An Ancient Korean


“Wait, why’s she smiling? And why’s it so foggy in here?”

When Gwyneth Paltrow first announced she was steaming her vagina, doctors were quick to say, “Holy fucking shit, lady, it doesn’t work like that.” Except when it comes to science, Gwyneth leaves her Parisian Fuck Givery (GOOP, $25,000) at home because guess who’s still firing vaporized mugwort into her meticulously curated peen sleevelet. Via The Cut:


Do you ever laugh at yourself while you’re trying out these unique treatments, like v-steaming?
Oh, totally. The first time I tried v-steaming, I was like, This is insane. My friend Ben brought me and I was like, “You are out of your fucking mind. What is this?” But then by the end of it I was like, “This is so great.” Then I start to do research, and it’s been in Korean medicine for thousands of years and there are real healing properties. If I find benefit to it and it’s getting a lot of page views, it’s a win-win [Smiles].

And by real healing properties, she means her vagina looks like this now:

“Do or do not. Catch that ‘D’ I still will.”


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