Have You Seen This Big Cow Yet? It Is F**kin Big You Guys, Really Big

Have You Seen This Big Cow Yet? It Is F**kin Big You Guys, Really Big

Absolute unit of a cow stands over 6ft tall pic.twitter.com/9BzCvUo6oD

— viral viral (@xxlfunny1) November 28, 2018

Meet Knickers, the cow that is too big to go to the slaughterhouse, says its owner pic.twitter.com/BTzuCNoA09

— TicToc by Bloomberg (@tictoc) November 28, 2018

ME: how big can that cow actually be
*sees the big cow*
woah! big cow!!!!!

— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) November 28, 2018

by age 30 you should:
– cow
– big

— meet me in the $BIN (@mountain_ghosts) November 27, 2018

Friendship ended with grape surgery now big cow is my new best friend pic.twitter.com/TQ0rEyMnnP

— yc (@yc) November 27, 2018

the big cow and this thing should fuck pic.twitter.com/R3OM671Yl7

— your own personal jesus (@Kappa_Kappa) November 28, 2018

ME: ok time to relax and put my phone away
BRAIN: big cow
ME: i know. i looked at it earlier
BRAIN: look at the big cow again
ME: no
BRAIN: it’s massive. massive milk beast, look at the big cow
ME: ok fine

— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) November 28, 2018

Most of my brain: “Holy shit that’s a big cow.”
My political science training: “Ignore the outlier and construct a theory to explain all the other cows.” pic.twitter.com/lDfKkAhvjm

— Seth Masket (@smotus) November 28, 2018

@GrittyNHL fight the big cow

— Michael Pielocik (@michaelpielocik) November 28, 2018

I’m rowing my kayak to the north sentinel islands to show them a picture of the big cow

— keen online poster (@jonathonio) November 28, 2018

i want that big cow to sit on me until im dead

— lena (@lenaeinbinder) November 28, 2018

This is a STUNNING backflip pic.twitter.com/kGatIeAcbl

— pixelated no longer too early for a christmas name (@pixelatedboat) November 28, 2018

*Sheryl Crow voice* 🎶I am strong enough to milk big cow🎶

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) November 28, 2018

I love my curvy cow. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to cows on the thicker side, ones who were shorter and curvier, cows that the average pic.twitter.com/SgHWoyhCMA

— Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) November 27, 2018

my brain processing feedback pic.twitter.com/OEK9AgEW99

— dirt prince ⚫️ (@pants_leg) November 28, 2018

ladies, if he’s:

– big
– cow

he’s not your man he’s big cow

— cale g weissman (@caleweissman) November 28, 2018