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Have You Seen This Big Cow Yet? It Is F**kin Big You Guys, Really Big

Turn your brain down to level one baby because it’s time for some real simpleton shit that if you can’t enjoy or celebrate in this cruel cruel world of ours, heaven help you. BUCKLE THE FUCK UP BECAUSE IT IS OF COURSE: A BIG FUCKIN COW.

YOOOOOOO

TOO BIG TO KILL, BIGGER THAN GOD

OH YEAH GIMME THE STATS KING

Yep so you’re up to speed on Big Cow, not much more to process here. The cow is fucking big and it demands ultimate respect from both its cow peers and us. Let us give it to Knickers, lest we meet with an early cow

Well I’ll be damned

At the very least

Why not both?

Have massive fuckin kids

It yearns for my glance once more

I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation for all of this

You won’t

Worth the risk, they must know

Crush me daddy

Alright Cool Pope!

Put me in coach I can do it

Love you sweetheart

I’m terrible they think I’m terrible

How true that is

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