Have You Seen This Big Cow Yet? It Is F**kin Big You Guys, Really Big
Turn your brain down to level one baby because it’s time for some real simpleton shit that if you can’t enjoy or celebrate in this cruel cruel world of ours, heaven help you. BUCKLE THE FUCK UP BECAUSE IT IS OF COURSE: A BIG FUCKIN COW.
YOOOOOOO
Absolute unit of a cow stands over 6ft tall pic.twitter.com/9BzCvUo6oD
— viral viral (@xxlfunny1) November 28, 2018
TOO BIG TO KILL, BIGGER THAN GOD
Cow called Knickers too big to be killed towers above rest of herdhttps://t.co/YiS0A6Uour pic.twitter.com/TlIB2kpeLX
— Daily Mirror (@DailyMirror) November 27, 2018
OH YEAH GIMME THE STATS KING
Meet Knickers, the cow that is too big to go to the slaughterhouse, says its owner pic.twitter.com/BTzuCNoA09
— TicToc by Bloomberg (@tictoc) November 28, 2018
Yep so you’re up to speed on Big Cow, not much more to process here. The cow is fucking big and it demands ultimate respect from both its cow peers and us. Let us give it to Knickers, lest we meet with an early cow
Well I’ll be damned
ME: how big can that cow actually be
*sees the big cow*
woah! big cow!!!!!— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) November 28, 2018
At the very least
by age 30 you should:
– cow
– big— meet me in the $BIN (@mountain_ghosts) November 27, 2018
Why not both?
Friendship ended with grape surgery now big cow is my new best friend pic.twitter.com/TQ0rEyMnnP
— yc (@yc) November 27, 2018
Have massive fuckin kids
the big cow and this thing should fuck pic.twitter.com/R3OM671Yl7
— your own personal jesus (@Kappa_Kappa) November 28, 2018
It yearns for my glance once more
ME: ok time to relax and put my phone away
BRAIN: big cow
ME: i know. i looked at it earlier
BRAIN: look at the big cow again
ME: no
BRAIN: it’s massive. massive milk beast, look at the big cow
ME: ok fine— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) November 28, 2018
I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation for all of this
Most of my brain: “Holy shit that’s a big cow.”
My political science training: “Ignore the outlier and construct a theory to explain all the other cows.” pic.twitter.com/lDfKkAhvjm— Seth Masket (@smotus) November 28, 2018
You won’t
@GrittyNHL fight the big cow
— Michael Pielocik (@michaelpielocik) November 28, 2018
Worth the risk, they must know
I’m rowing my kayak to the north sentinel islands to show them a picture of the big cow
— keen online poster (@jonathonio) November 28, 2018
Crush me daddy
i want that big cow to sit on me until im dead
— lena (@lenaeinbinder) November 28, 2018
Alright Cool Pope!
This is a STUNNING backflip pic.twitter.com/kGatIeAcbl
— pixelated no longer too early for a christmas name (@pixelatedboat) November 28, 2018
Put me in coach I can do it
*Sheryl Crow voice* 🎶I am strong enough to milk big cow🎶
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) November 28, 2018
Love you sweetheart
I love my curvy cow. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to cows on the thicker side, ones who were shorter and curvier, cows that the average pic.twitter.com/SgHWoyhCMA
— Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) November 27, 2018
I’m terrible they think I’m terrible
my brain processing feedback pic.twitter.com/OEK9AgEW99
— dirt prince ⚫️ (@pants_leg) November 28, 2018
How true that is
ladies, if he’s:
– big
– cowhe’s not your man he’s big cow
— cale g weissman (@caleweissman) November 28, 2018
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They say too big to kill, but if I fire up the barbecue they may change their minds.
It’s not a cow ♀, it’s a steer ♂ and it’s only slightly above average size for it’s breed. He just looks gigantic because he’s standing among much smaller year old cows.