Hilarious Pet Store Animal Upgrades – Your Pets Have New Features Now

Jeff Wysaski, aka Obvious Plant, is back again leaving his own custom signs at local stores. This time he’s messing with the customers at a pet store and making their trip buying another replacement goldfish a bit more enjoyable.
Probably going to pass on buying a voodoo death bird.

Definitely would get one of these baby Godzillas for world domination though.

Not sure how fun this non-ninja turtle would be.

Great pet for kids because they’ll never know when they die.

If you have some camo cargo shorts and a katana, this snake is a perfect option.

The “in your face” personality isn’t for everyone.

Providing the weights and steroids might get expensive.

Never buying one of these smug-looking frogs.



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