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Hockey Player Takes Dump, Busts Out 25-Inch Tapeworm, FaceTimes His Mom

Here I was just doing some normal Internet cruising tonight — porn, Twitter, Yahoo Sports!, LVRJ, Las Vegas Sun, etc. — when I happen to see a blog from what is now Puck Daddy and it’s about a kid named Carson Meyer at Miami (OH) who couldn’t figure out why he was feeling terrible through the 2017-18 season. Meyer, a Columbus Blue Jackets draft pick, couldn’t get going and psychiatrists were brought in.

Meyer, 20, went through weight loss and things got so bad that an opposing coach asked Miami players if Meyer had cancer. Turns out none of the things he was tested for were the culprit. The culprit was intestinal. Meyer just needed to take a healthy dump to find his answer.

From The Athletic (guess that site might be worth getting after all):

“I was going to the bathroom, just like normal,” Meyer said. “And it came out.”

It was a 25-inch tapeworm — the head, the neck and all of the segments, about 50 of them. It was orange. Meyer almost fainted.

“I FaceTimed my mom and was like, ‘What the hell is this thing?’ ” Meyer said. “I was freaking out. Absolutely freaking out.”

HOLY HELL! A 25-INCH TAPEWORM WAS UP IN MEYER!!! UNDERCOOKED FISH COULD’VE BEEN THE CULPRIT. WOW! WOW! WOW! It’s also believed that the tapeworm had been in Meyer for up to a year. The good news here is that the tapeworm didn’t get to 30-feet like some are known to get.

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