How To Pleasure A Woman In 3 Simple Steps

1. Ask if she wants to have sex with you.

Ask if she wants to have sex with you.

This is the most important step. (FYI, she has to be awake, alert, and actually hear you when you ask.)

2. Assuming you’ve gained clear consent, ask her how she wants it.

Assuming you've gained clear consent, ask her how she wants it.

3. Give it to her how she wants it

Give it to her how she wants it.

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10 PRINT “How much?”
20 INPUT X
30 If X < 50 THEN PRINT "Get yer kit off" ELSE GOSUB LEAVE
40 END

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