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Huge Yuppy Brawl At Kentucky Oaks Results In Untucked Pastel Shirts And A Dude Being Force Fed A Mouthful Of Boat Shoe

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No one knows what sparked this fight at Kentucky Oaks (the Churchill Downs race which takes place a day before the Derby), but I’d be willing to guess it was over which mutual funds to invest their fathers’ money in to yield the highest returns. I honestly haven’t seen that many swings and misses since I tried to spit game at the bar this weekend. Christ.

Here is a mint angle of the boat shoe boot.

https://twitter.com/Jiminsputa/status/729465038289915905?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

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