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MAN ARRESTED AFTER MASTURBATING ON MEGABUS FOR THREE HOURS

MAN ARRESTED AFTER MASTURBATING ON MEGABUS FOR THREE HOURS

Apparently some people get more excited about cheap bus fares than others.

According to The Smoking Gun, a 41-year old man was arrested at a bus station in Coralville last Sunday for allegedly jerking off on a Megabus for…wait for it…”up to three hours.”

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Police said Telly Shadell Corey told them he “initially played with his penis in his sweatpants” but then “ended up exposing his penis and masturbating for up to three hours because he thought the victim was enjoying it.”

Turns out the young lady who police referred to as the victim did not enjoy what Corey was bringing to the table. In fact, it was pretty much the exact opposite of that, as she told police she was “terrified” by what she saw.

Police arrested Corey for indecent exposure, but while they were reading him his rights, he reiterated that since the woman didn’t say anything while he was punching his clown, he thought she was enjoying it.

Yeah, that’s not how it works, buddy.

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