Irish People Lose It After Drinking Coffee For The First Time
Coffee’s the legal adult drug that no one will judge you for consuming, but it’s not necessarily everyone’s drug of choice.
While everyone you know might be a coffee addict who can’t function without their fix, there are surprisingly people out there who haven’t ever tried it.
Facts., The Irish YouTube channel, found such people and recorded their honest first reactions to the drink.
Their first sip was of the classic Americano, which is a bit of a brutal first drink, since it’s straight up shots of espresso with added water. Excitedly, one of the recipients said it “smells like dirt,” just like his friend told him it would.
They transitioned into a macchiato, which tasted better, but apparently also tasted like, “An old lady’s underpants.”
After the macchiato, they went back to Bittertown, trying an espresso, and nearly ripping their eyes out.
“It’s OK to like coffee. Just don’t be one of them coffee wankers.” Important words to live by.
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I have to admit I can’t function in the morning without two large cups of tea. About a pint of it will get me as far as the shower. I would give up beer before I gave up tea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw6qxDPmOGM
Tea and hot chocolate for me.
On a side note, I used to drink coffee all the time growing up and I also suffered from migraines growing up. One day I read that coffee could be the culprit so I gave it up there and then. I bet I’ve only had 2 or 3 migraines since. Coincidence?