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Is Masturbation Good For You? Science Weighs In

We have come to find out that our rigorous masturbation habits have been validated. Fuckin’ A, what a wild time to be alive, huh?

So there’s nothing to be ashamed of because as you can see, masturbation is good for you. It decreases your risk of prostate cancer, it can improve your sexual performance, it keeps your semen fresh, it does something good for your pelvic floor…I dunno, they kind of lost me after they concluded that jerking off is fantastic and nothing bad can ever happen from doing it.

Is Masturbation Good For You? Science Weighs In

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