A mailer was sent out to Iowa voters from the Right to Rise Super Pac featuring a nice photo of Jeb! Bush hanging out in Cedar Rapids. The only problems are that Jeb! appears to have been placed in front of a stock image of Cedar Rapids and OH MY GOD WHY IS HIS LEFT HAND BLACK!?
Photoshop 101: don’t forget to check the skin tone of HANDS when adding a new head to a body. http://t.co/H4WM5xz5Lf pic.twitter.com/yM4MlLj1tG
— Mike Altmann (@altmannia) August 22, 2015
The most logical explanation is that since federal law forbids super PACs from coordinating with campaigns, Right to Rise had no choice but to create a completely fake image of Jeb! in Iowa. I, however, am holding out hope that Jeb! was in a terrible accident that was kept quiet and is actually the recipient of the very first successful human arm transplant. That’s not to say I hope some terrible tragedy has befallen Jeb! I just think this would be a huge step forward for science.
Jeb! Bush: Tragic victim of bad photoshop
That’s his fap hand. “Once you go black, you can’t go back.”
No, that’s his George Jr. puppet hand. He just hasn’t washed it yet.