Jennifer Lawrence’s Ass Almost Killed Someone



Everybody has their own idea of what they want their gravestone to say. Usually it’s something that paints you as a bit of a maverick, bit of a danger mouse, as well as a joker.

However, I think we all have to agree that the unequivocal greatest headstone message would be: “James Dawson, 1991 – 2016, killed by Jennifer Lawrence’s arse.”

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For one guy this was almost a reality, as J-Law’s booty almost caused a death on the set of The Hunger Games.

On this occasion the odds were forever in the sound guy’s favour, despite The Hunger Games not even getting underway at the time and it causing disruptions. The actress had taken a break on set in Hawaii and had a itchy derriere which she couldn’t quite satisfy. So, to do so, she used a nearby ‘sacred’ rock, which turned out to have quite an extreme consequence.

She told the story on The Graham Norton Show, and it does beg the question: Would you be okay with Lawrence’s arse being the cause of your death?


Credit: BBC/The Graham Norton Show

“One rock that I was butt-scratching on ended up coming loose,” she said on the show. “And a giant boulder rolled down this mountain and almost killed our sound guy.

“And this whole station got destroyed. It was a huge, dramatic deal. And all the Hawaiians were like ‘it’s the curse!’. And I was in the corner going ‘I’m your curse’.”

It’s great isn’t it? To know that an Oscar winning actress, who’s made millions and is known globally, still loves a good ol’ grind on an inanimate object to get rid of an itch.

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