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More than half the population of Utah defines themselves as Mormon–a faith that promotes a virtuous lifestyle, cutting out all vices such as alcohol, smoking, sex, shit you’re not even allowed to have coffee. So what are the results when you cut out all things worth living for? The truest form of enlightenment, of course. Just kidding, porn. Mormons watch a shit load of porn.

A Harvard researcher named Ben Edelman analyzed porn subscriber data from the top 10 adult entertainment sites and Utah led the entire fucking country with 5.47 subscribers per every 1000 people. And since Utah is 62% Mormon, BY TRANSITIVE PROPERTY, Mormons live for porn.

But there is one whack job Senator trying to take the only thing they hold true away from them

According to Inquisitr,

Senator Todd Weiler filed the resolution, SCR. 9 Concurrent Resolution, on Friday publicly declaring that pornography is creating a wide “public health crisis.”

The resolution filed by the senator makes a bold claim that watching pornography is leading to damaging addiction in people. He also argues that pornography is hugely responsible for “hypersexualisation” of teenagers and other social problems like prostitution.

The resolution states:

“Whereas pornography use is linked to lessening desire in young men to marry, dissatisfaction in marriage, and infidelity.”

“Legislature and the Governor [must] recognize the need for education, prevention, research, and policy change at the community and societal level in order to address the pornography epidemic that is harming the people of our state and nation.”

Weiler goes on to argue that pornography leads directly to low self-esteem and dangerous behavior in teenagers and causes an addiction that could lead to sexual violence.

Hey Weiler, huddle up.

Listen, I appreciate you going against the grain, there’s honor in that. But a smart man knows when to pick his battles. You’d probably have better luck trying to outlaw Christmas. Porn is like the air we breathe, bro.  It’s not a fucking game. You cut off our supply, we’ll fight to the death. Real talk.

But don’t listen to me, I’m just a poor ol’ blogger. Take it from your fellow politicians.

P.S. I think it’s safe to say that if you’re the guy who wants to ban porn, you probably have the strongest addiction. Don’t make this our problem, Weiler. You can’t even spell your last name without almost mentioning your dick.

Source

Jerkoff Utah Lawmaker Proposes A Bill To Declare Porn As A ‘Public Health Crisis’

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