JESUS HAS TROUBLE ASCENDING
You OK there, JC?
Now I would expect some idiot who is trying to impress a girl by sliding down an escalator to fail, or even two idiots who are trying to successfully pull off an escalator “stunt.” to fail. But Jesus Christ himself? No way. Well, that’s what happened out in Cologne, Germany.
A random dude dressed up as JC himself while holding a huge cross discovered that he probably should have left that huge cross at home, because he had a tough time riding with it on the moving stairs. The dude was apparently dressed up as Jesus for Carnival, which is the city’s festival leading up to Lent.
But check out what happened thanks to the video below.
I think my pal Jesus needs some wine after that one.