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Kim Kardashian Needs Attention – Shares Underboob-Heavy Topless Shot – Pisses Off Pierce Morgan

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On Wednesday, Kim Kardashian shared a topless selfie on social media. In other news, the sky is blue, water is wet, and oxygen is necessary for sustaining human life.

In this edition of the perpetual Kardashian PR machine, we got an up close shot of the reality star’s ample underboob combined with the top of her fishnet stockings. Parisian vibes, indeed!

Parisian Vibes

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Just as you can set your watch by when Kardashian will drop another nude selfie, you can also count on a quick and unsolicited response from professional windbag, Piers Morgan. Morgan responded to a photo not directed towards him personally with the comment “slapper vibes.” For those not in the know, a “slapper” is what England people call a slut or a sex worker. Rude!

Jeez, could Morgan act any more like the little boy who pulls his crush’s pigtails?

At this point, it wouldn’t surprise me if Kardashian is posting these just to get under the failed CNN host’s skin.

Oh man, it looks like Morgan has been doing a deep dive into some Andrea Dworkin.

That’s an interesting interpretation given how Kardashian herself has explicitly said that she doesn’t identify as a feminist. If anything about Kardashian sends a message about feminist success, it’s the fact that she’s clearly a shrewd business woman.

Kardashian isn’t going to let her body be policed by anyone, especially a repressed, contrarian Brit. As if to prove that point, on Thursday, she shared a photo of herself in this transparent dress on the way to a Balmain runway show.

On the way to Balmain

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I think we can all agree that the real takeaway here is that underboob is the new cleavage. Tell all your friends.

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