Laugh. Rinse. Retweet. Last Week’s 20 Funniest Tweets –
[breaking up]
Me: just bc when you asked if I was tired I said “napsolutely”?!
Her: no it’s because you’re not a good listener
Me: (asleeping)
— Elvish Presley (@_elvishpresley_) April 5, 2018
#AprilFoolsDay
Told my son I got him an Apple phone for Easter pic.twitter.com/6oMO9mPWC3— joe heenan (@joeheenan) April 1, 2018
In 5th grade the boy I had a crush on called me on the phone and told me he loved me…then screamed April Foooools and hung up.
It took me 34 years but jokes on you, Chris. I don’t even like you that much anymore.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) March 31, 2018
James? I havent heard that name in years pic.twitter.com/WIe13ai7N0
— CAMMY🏴 (@CAMSQUIAT) April 2, 2018
I wrote a Facebook status asking what's happening in Young Sheldon and then unfriended everyone who replied.
— Benny 'Mojo' Rollins (@citizenkawala) March 7, 2018
Really glad I started meal prepping, really changed my life. pic.twitter.com/82D1fR69wv
— ash (@anng1111) March 28, 2018
pics i am currently airdropping to strangers pic.twitter.com/AsQDH3xM5L
— 𝘋𝘈𝘙𝘊𝘐𝘌 𝘞𝘐𝘓𝘋𝘌𝘙 (@333333333433333) March 29, 2018
https://twitter.com/ilovenosejobs/status/976233445989888000
https://twitter.com/itsmemaruf14/status/979395289617399808
Age 6: “I want to be a doctor.”
Age 16: “I want to be a nurse.”
Age 19: “I’ll try accounting.”
Age 24: ”Hey guys, welcome back to my channel…”— Cindy ✞ (@kayyci) March 25, 2018
https://twitter.com/CopernicusG/status/980603370523320320
https://twitter.com/xxuelie/status/979219393967112192
https://twitter.com/Badoodled/status/981592747948863489
https://twitter.com/mamaD7741/status/978624699163869184
https://twitter.com/anomlous06/status/980145756068773895
You could tell me any group of white men was Imagine Dragons and id believe you
— Daniel (@FootePajamas) April 1, 2018
https://twitter.com/lostboy/status/980645641482366976
Only making realistic memes from now on pic.twitter.com/eTP9IKUVVF
— Regional Expert (@SortaBad) April 2, 2018
I watched porn for like 2 hrs yesterday, I ain’t even touch my dick. I was just casually watching that shit like a episode of Hell’s Kitchen. This must be what Kanye feel like
— Mr F (@father) April 5, 2018
— mr. joshua (@pants) January 24, 2018
