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Lesbians Provide Advice For Dudes To Up Their Sex Game

Take notes dudes.

The people over at the Indy100 have gathered up the best ‘lesbian love doctors’ on the planet to put together a comprehensive list of sex tips for men who are struggling to satisfy their women.

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Stuff like this is important.  “A kiss is the litmus test for f*cking. If your kiss is gross, often things go no further than this… Don’t go leaping in. Your tongue is not a Mars rover; it is not an exploration device programmed to bring saliva samples back to NASA”

1. Communicate

As Cosmo notes, sex is a two-way straight. Ask a woman what she wants, and be vocal in return. Nothing’s better in bed than all parties enjoying themselves. As Ali Adler, the author of How to F–k a Woman, notes, it’s all about coming together.

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2. Tell her you like her body

As Kate Moore notes on Men’s Health, women spend their lives being told they are not quite attractive or sexy or interesting enough. “Try to feel alluring and sensual under those conditions.” So if you think your partner is all of those things, tell them.

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3. Help her relax without patronising her

As Zara Barrie notes on Elite Daily, nothing enrages people more than being told to calm down.

The way to calm us down is by listening to us and being that nice, calm energy that balances our neuroses out.

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4. The litmus test

As lesbian author Adler tells Mic, “the vagina never lies”.

If she isn’t wet enough and she’s telling you she’s into it, that she’s all ready for your fat wiener, she’s a liar. You simply haven’t done enough to get her going, or she’s just not into you.

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5. But most importantly

Everyone is different, as Katie Anne Holton advises a husband looking to better satisfy his wife, on Quora.

Treat your wife like an individual who knows what she does and does not enjoy. Respect her words.

That’s the best lesbian advice I can give you. Treat the women in your life like adults who know themselves.

The key to the vagina kingdom is: Don’t fix. Just listen. This is so difficult, but it is so essential. Think of your penis not as a screwdriver, but as a microphone.

H/T UniLad

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Good luck out there. Hopefully, these tips can help you land a couple hot lesbos who want to get down and dirty in a 3 way!

 

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