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LINDSEY LOHAN HAS LONG LIST OF DEMANDS FOR RUSSIAN TV INTERVIEW

LINDSEY LOHAN HAS LONG LIST OF DEMANDS FOR RUSSIAN TV INTERVIEW

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Lindsay Lohan is trying to be a tougher negotiator against Russia than either Clinton or Trump could ever be … because she’s demanding a queen’s ransom for an interview on Ruski TV.

We’ve learned Lindsay was offered to appear on the most popular talk show in Russia — “Pust govoryat.” The show airs on Channel 1, a state-owned station.

The host wants to interview her about her relationship and breakup with ex-fiance Egor Tarabasov. Our Russian spies got us a copy of Channel 1’s letter to Lindsay, in which they say, “Please send the list of demands.”

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Lindsay sent her demands alright …

— a private jet

— security

— 1 year Russian visa with extension

— 500,000 British pounds

— hair, makeup and manicurist onboard jet

— Ritz-Carlton penthouse suite

Oh, and one other thing. She wants to meet with President Vladimir Putin and get photos with him.

We’re told Lindsay is negotiating and some of the demands have been met.

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6 replies on “LINDSEY LOHAN HAS LONG LIST OF DEMANDS FOR RUSSIAN TV INTERVIEW”

thought bio-weapons were banned,you know the cia sent her to give putin a STD

Have you seen the well-to-do, up and down Park Avenue
On that famous thoroughfare, with fake noses and crack whore hair

High hats and Arrow collars, white spats and lots of dollars
Spending every dime, for a wonderful time

If your balls are blue and you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where fashion sits,
Putin’ on the bitch.

Different types who wear a daycoat, pants with stripes
And cut away coat, saggy tits,
Putin’ on the bitch.

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