Madonna Is Being Investigated By The CIA After White House ‘Threat’

Madonna Is Being Investigated By The CIA After White House ‘Threat’

It’s all kicking off in Washington after the Women’s March and now the CIA are threatening to investigate Madonna. 

In shocking news after the protest, the Secret Service have reportedly said they will investigate the pop star after her claims during the event.

They’re seriously not happy with her after she admitted she’d considered ‘blowing up the White House’ during her speech yesterday, the Daily Mail reports.

The iconic singer – complete with ‘pussy’ hat – raged during her set at the election result, but added that exploding the White House, ‘wouldn’t change anything’.

She continued:

I’m angry. Yes, I am outraged. Yes, I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House. But I know that this won’t change anything.

We cannot fall into despair. As the poet W. H. Auden once wrote on the eve of World War Two, ‘We must love one another or die.’

I choose love. Are you with me?

Scarily, the Secret Service said they were ‘aware’ of Madonna’s comments and were planning to open an investigation into these.

They said the ultimate decision to prosecute or not will be at the discretion of the U.S. Attorney’s office.

She added:

Madonna, whose name was on the list of speakers for the event, asked the crowd:

‘Are you ready to shake up the world? Welcome to the revolution of love.
To the rebellion, to our refusal as women to accept this new age of tyranny,’ she continued. ‘Where not just women are endangered but all marginalized people.
Where being uniquely different right now might truly be considered a crime. ‘It took this this moment of darkness to wake us the f***k up,’ she exclaimed.
It seemed as though we had all slipped into a fall sense of comfort, that justice would prevail and that good would win in the end. Well good did not win this election, but good will win in the end.

However, her speech clearly went down a treat with protesters.

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