“How To Make Me Come” Is The Hot Tumblr Featuring Anonymous Advice From Women

“How To Make Me Come” Is The Hot Tumblr Featuring Anonymous Advice From Women


An anonymous woman started a tumblr called “How to Make me Come”to collect women’s essays and experiences about their sexual life. She’s hoping it’ll open up discussions between couples and allow women to think about what they actually want in bed. There’s also a lot of dirty talk.

The tumblr has, of course, gone viral because, duh, sex stuff! The creator, who is just going by “Sylvia,” introduces the collection of anonymous essays with this:

This project is a platform for women to express themselves, in the hopes they’d find the process therapeutic and clarifying for themselves, and we are now offering that to the world, in the hopes that people will not only feel a sense of community and solidarity, but also feel inspired to begin having these conversations with their friends and sexual partners. This is just the beginning. Let’s start talking…

Some of the essays are sad, some are joyful, some are downright informative. Like this snippet from a p*ssy eating how-to:

Step 1: Make your way south of the border. You may guide this path with small kisses from her neck down to her pelvic region.

Step 2: You’re at the vagina! You made it! Boy, what a trip.

TIP: DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH HER WHILE YOU’RE DOWN THERE. YOU WILL TURN INTO STONE. Just kidding, eye contact is fine. It’s an intense move, but depending on who you’re down on, it could be very creepy or very hot. You feel it out.

There are many stories of women who didn’t or were unable to explain to their partners why they weren’t coming, and who now have some perspective on the experience. Most of them seem to wish they could go back and save their younger selves:

You told me if I didn’t act like I was into sex, we’d have to stop dating. I laughed and laughed and broke up with you on the spot and rode off into the sunset while flipping you the bird. Nah, I didn’t do that. We dated for two more years.

It’s a pretty fascinating—and at times very sexy—read. May it inspire women everywhere who aren’t feeling it in bed to send a link to their partner along with a winky emoji.

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