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Michigan Passes Bill That Makes Anal and Oral Sex Illegal Making It Impossible To Pleasure Your Lady

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Michigan Senator Rick Jones,

Make sure you keep it in your pants if you pass into Michigan. If not you could be facing up to 15 years in prison.

The state passed a law that would put you in jail if you partake in oral or anal sex with a partner.

The language seemed to be intended to address sexual abuse of animals, but the way the law is written it extends to consensual sex acts between adults as well.

The weirder part is the law that passed was more of an update to an older sodomy law that Michigan had in the past.

Unfortunately for anyone who lives in Michigan, Jones decided to keep the words “with mankind” included in the law which was passed yesterday.

Officially, the Supreme Court struck down anti-sodomy laws (and here “sodomy” refers to any kind of sex between adults outside of penile-vaginal)

Michigan Passes Bill That Makes Anal and Oral Sex Illegal Making It Impossible To Pleasure Your Lady

One reply on “Michigan Passes Bill That Makes Anal and Oral Sex Illegal Making It Impossible To Pleasure Your Lady”

“Officially, the Supreme Court struck down anti-sodomy laws (and here “sodomy” refers to any kind of sex between adults outside of penile-vaginal)”

Aha! A black forest gateau is not an adult.

Wait, does that make it illegal too?

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