A man was arrested for nude golfing, or “nolfing,” on Cape Cod Monday afternoon after witnesses filmed him and called the police like busybody jerks. Sure he was naked. Sure he was golfing on a softball field. Sure he was doing it near a high school. But c’mon.
Lighten up, everyone. He just wanted to air out his putter.
Man Arrested In Flagrante Delicto While Golfing Naked