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In Coventry, England, a 46-year-old has humped his last super fun happy slide now that a court has ruled he is banned from playgrounds everywhere.

According to the Telegraph Coventry, Christopher Johnson was arrested after allegedly boffing the slide pictured at Stoke Green Park around 10:45 p.m. on August 18. Four eyewitnesses claimed to have caught Johnson and the slide in the act, and, as a result, the human sex partner is now sentenced to sex rehab for three years and has been placed on the sex offender’s list.

The charge given to the slide fucker was public decency. It was in especially poor taste given the slide was under 18 years of age.

This was the second time Johnson was busted for screwing a slide. In July of 2014, he hit it with the slide at Coundon Hall Park in Waste Lane, Keresley.

Of course, Johnson is not alone. In the small Polish town of Tuszyn, Winnie the Pooh was banned from a playground in November 2014 because he walks around all day with his cotton plush junk hanging out. Yes. Seriously.

Man Banned From Playgrounds Everywhere For Having Sex With Slide

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