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Man Caught Watching Porn On Plane In Full View Of 16-Year-Old Girl

You don’t know where you’re going to be when the moment takes you. You might be in a restaurant, perhaps in work or maybe, like this bloke, you’ll be on a plane.

Yes, you got it, I’m talking about watching porn.

He definitely should’ve waited until he got home though, as he was sat next to a 16-year-old girl. That’s marginally worse than doing it in the first place.

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Yeah, to everyone reading this… don’t watch porn next to a 16-year-old. I can’t believe this doesn’t go without saying.

In fact, if you’re ever at a pinch and want to know what environments are more suitable to watch porn in than next to a child, here’s a handy list:

  • Your own home
  • Your own home
  • Your own home
  • Your own home
  • Your own home
  • Your own home
  • The toilet
  • Anywhere else other than next to a child

If you’d like some more advice on where not to watch porn, here’s some examples:

During A Parliamentary Meeting

Credit: Россия 24

Ukrainian MP Vyacheslav Konstantinovsky was caught looking at some ladies during a session of parliamentary debate.

The controversial MP, who represents the Popular Front, was filmed scrolling through his phone, checking out some videos and pics.

The politician wrote a statement, saying: “I admit that the location for watching this type of content was inappropriate,” but he seemed pretty unapologetic about the whole thing.

According to Lenta.ru, he said: “At least I wasn’t playing Pokémon Go” and said that he had gotten tired of the “circus that was going on in the hall.” The obvious incorrect solution is to watch porn, to be honest.

On The Motorway

An ambidextrous white van man decided to kill time on the M25 by relaxing in a gentleman’s way (shouts to VIZ) while behind the wheel. That’s right: a full blown act of onanism while hurtling around the London orbital. He may as well have had some hand cream and a box of Kleenex at the ready. Go on, mate. Put it on surround sound – treat yourself.

Anyway, Instagram user Michael Carter uploaded the video and it went viral. Understandably.

He’s since made his Insta private but, to be fair, you wouldn’t want to see it anyway.

In the video, the person recording expresses his disbelief with quite colourful language. He says: “We’ve caught a guy wanking and watching porn at the wheel. This guy is a dirty bastard.”

I’m inclined to agree.

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Anyway, back to the story at… hand.

American flight attendant Amanda Pleva spoke about the incident on Flyertalk. She explained that just after takeoff, the call bell rang: “When my coworker responded, a concerned-looking middle-aged woman leaned over to speak to him in a hushed tone. ‘My 16-year-old daughter is seated two rows ahead of us’, she said, without breaking her gaze toward the girl’s seat. ‘She just sent me a message over the WiFi to tell me that the man next to her is watching pornography on his phone.”

“He immediately walked over to her daughter’s row to see her seatmate, a man in his thirties, quickly place his phone face down in his lap.

“The flight attendant walked back a few rows, checking to see if he would resume. After a long few minutes gaining confidence that he was not being watched, the man picked the phone back up, in full view of the young girl, and began again to watch hardcore porn as she turned pale and sick.

“It wasn’t so much the content of the film but the intent of the man in the act of watching it plainly in view of a captive, young female audience.

“We confronted him and threatened him with arrest if it continued, and he complied. The girl was moved to sit near her mother, where she sat nervously and cried.

The worst part about this is that apparently it’s not uncommon.

Apparently, flight crew don’t really get any training in regards to catching someone doing… that. So they dealt with it the only way they could: “We immediately moved the young lady and issued him a warning that any further incidents would result in arrest upon landing, which was all we really could do, as he did comply with our orders to stop.”

Don’t be a wanker!

 

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