Man Gets Booted From Starbucks After Hitting On A 16-Year-Old Barista Has An Interesting Defense

See that man with the McDonald arch haircut? That man is Lucas Werner, a 37-year-old man from Spokane, Washington. He recently received national attention after he tried to shoot his shot with a 16-year-old Starbucks barista after she said he was ‘funny.’ Werner, who did not know the age of the barista when he presented her with a dinner date offer, has been labeled a “creep” by thousands after the below post recalling his version of the story.


For those who would like to call them to complain about age difference discrimination on my behalf. In brief, a barista…

Posted by Lucas Werner on Thursday, December 22, 2016

Instead of calling in to complain about “ageism,” hundreds posted on Starbucks’ Facebook page to praise them for banning a “predator,” “creep,” and any and all names Jerry Sandusky was called.

When you start to peel back the layers and dig into Werner’s Facebook page, it’s evident that any father would rather have Charles Manson look after their daughter than this dude.

I've never dated younger women. I want to try that. The youngest women. There's nothing wrong with that. However, go on…

Posted by Lucas Werner on Friday, December 23, 2016

And then there’s this.

I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years. I've never dated a younger woman in my life. I've been trying to date younger…

Posted by Lucas Werner on Friday, December 9, 2016

Wait, dude. Did you say RED ROBIN!?

YoungerTV animated GIFIf you’re reading this, allow me to give you one two-worded bit of advice that will help you with the rest of your existence on this earth: Do Less.


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