MAN REPEATEDLY INSULTS CAT AFTER MISTAKINGLY EATING FOUR POT BROWNIES
According to the Omaha World-Herald, a 53-year-old Omaha man unloading groceries from the backseat of his car Tuesday afternoon thought he hit the jackpot when he found a random bag of brownies next to his bags of purchased grub, but it turned out to be one of the worst days of his life when those brownies turned out to be laced with weed.
Now, anybody who has ever consumed one pot brownie would tell you that after doing so, it often feels like you’re having the best day of your life, man. But when you scarf down four of those fuckers, well, may God have mercy on your soul.
Unfortunately for the Omaha man, he partook of four of the brownies and began experiencing “bad anxiety.” He called one of his kids who had borrowed the car earlier in the day, and he told his dad he was “pretty sure it was just marijuana in the brownies.”
The man’s wife called police and paramedics, who said the man’s vital signs were normal despite the fact that he was “crawling around on the floor, randomly using profanities and calling the family cat a ‘bitch.'”
The man’s wife eventually put him down for a nap, and he’s expected to be fine. His relationship with the cat might need a little work though.