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Aaron Stein, 35, of Pittsburgh faces a litany of charges related to a bank robbery he almost pulled off on Monday while trying to pass off a sex toy as a bomb.

MAN ARMED WITH A PLEASURABLE WEAPON!

According to NBC News, Stein faces felony charges related to robbing a PNC Bank consisting of “aggravated assault, robbery, threatening to use a weapon of mass destruction and the unusual charge of possessing a facsimile weapon of mass destruction.”

Crafton Police Chief Mark Sumpter told local media that Stein rolled into the bank and stated that he “had a bomb, showed the teller wires hanging out from his shirt and demanded cash.”

He was given cash and would have gotten away with it had he not gotten pulled over by local police. It was there that officers discovered the bag of cash along with the “bomb” fashioned out of a vibrator, an old cellphone and some black tape.

As a precaution, the bomb squad had to blow up the vibrator bomb, along with the briefcase that the device was stored in.

[NBC News]

 

 

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