Man Wearing ‘It’s Not A Crime Unless You Get Caught’ Shirt Gets Caught On Security Cam
The owner of the laundromat said the man caused $1,300 of damage to the soda machine and made off with $600 in cash and change.
You can file this story under “proof irony isn’t dead.”
On Oct. 22, a man walked into the Twin City Coin Laundry in Crystal City, Missouri, wearing a T-shirt with an interesting motto, considering what he did next.
While wearing a shirt that said “It’s not a crime unless you get caught,” the man proceeded to break into a vending machine and make off with 15 pounds of change and cash in full view of an HD security camera.
In all, the man’s crime bagged him $600 in cash and change and caused about $1,300 worth of damage to the vending machine, but the owner hopes it also lands him behind bars.