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The Try Guys are back to getting naked AF, and this time they’re trying perverted Halloween costumes so you don’t have to:

Apparently dudes love dicks and find them hilarious. So, of course a costume with a funny penis is desirable and common for men on Halloween.

We Tried On The Most Perverted Men's Halloween Costumes

Eugene doesn’t get it.

We Tried On The Most Perverted Men's Halloween Costumes

But there are reasons dressing like this is funny, right?

We Tried On The Most Perverted Men's Halloween Costumes

Anyway, time to get naked and try it out.

We Tried On The Most Perverted Men's Halloween Costumes

First up: this pervy snake charmer costume:

First up: this pervy snake charmer costume:

The guys weren’t too impressed with their new snake penis.

We Tried On The Most Perverted Men's Halloween Costumes

For a perverted Halloween costume, it was also kind of scary.

Next: The Human Breathalyzer.

Next: The Human Breathalyzer.

Basically, the costume is telling people to blow you. The guys were more than skeptical.

We Tried On The Most Perverted Men's Halloween Costumes

After some consideration, though, Keith decided he would, indeed, suck someone’s dick if they wore this costume.

It was now time to transform into elderly flashers.

It was now time to transform into elderly flashers.

“There’s nothing less sexy than a sex offender.”

~WIENER ALERT~

We Tried On The Most Perverted Men's Halloween Costumes

Forget the penis, Eugene was mostly offended that this costume only came in white.

We Tried On The Most Perverted Men's Halloween Costumes

Ned was pretty sure that this costume could end a marriage.

Keith knew it was awful, but was excited to see a montage of everyone trying to helicopter in it. Here ya go, Keith:

We Tried On The Most Perverted Men's Halloween Costumes

Now, the real meat of it all:

Now, the real meat of it all:

Bring on the dick jokes.

We Tried On The Most Perverted Men's Halloween Costumes

Yay.

We Tried On The Most Perverted Men's Halloween Costumes

What a time to be alive.

Now just sit back and let it happen:

We Tried On The Most Perverted Men's Halloween Costumes
To be fair to both sexes, the guys of course had to dress as a huge vagina:

To be fair to both sexes, the guys of course had to dress as a huge vagina:

Lol.

We Tried On The Most Perverted Men's Halloween Costumes

The guys felt kinda cute.

We Tried On The Most Perverted Men's Halloween Costumes

But mostly they were SO EXCITED when they realized they were the clitoris!

We Tried On The Most Perverted Men's Halloween Costumes

Again, they weren’t satisfied with the number of holes available.

We Tried On The Most Perverted Men's Halloween Costumes

You know how two magnets work?

We Tried On The Most Perverted Men's Halloween Costumes

Overall, it was a really fun day. But you should probably take Eugene’s advice on this one:

We Tried On The Most Perverted Men's Halloween Costumes
We Tried On The Most Perverted Men's Halloween Costumes

 

Men Try On Perverted Halloween Costumes You Won’t Believe Exist

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