Model Used Student Loans For Breast Implants – Claims It’s Better Than A Degree

'I'm just so glad I invested in my body rather than my brain'

Back in college this was everyones favorite day. The day when your loan hits your bank account and you go and spend it like an idiot on booze and video games. Only to get hit with a sh*t load of debt a few years later.


The “free money” is to be used on tuition fees, books, and other campus costs. This girl saw it as an investment for the future.

Catherine Byrne decided she would use her student loan on something more useful than education. A $5,549.22 boob job.

She blew $21,583 on surgery, Botox and fillers, after only one month of being at university.


She had applied to study psychology at the University of East London but says she had absolutely no intention of studying or getting a degree.

Here she was before:


She told The Sun: ‘At first I was shocked when I got in. I quickly applied for a student loan and was over the moon when I got my loan letter in the post. ‘I already knew exactly what I was going to spend the money on.’

She had to attend lectures for the first two weeks…


‘As soon as the money hit my account I booked in to have a breast enlargement in London and I quit my course. My new boobs made me feel a million times better about myself.

‘I suddenly had loads more confidence and no longer felt insecure about the way I looked. It made me even more sure of my decision to use the money to invest in my body instead of my brain.

Catherine has been left with a huge $27,089.87 debt that she will have to pay back if and when she earns more than $26,208.05 a year.


But now at least she has the confidence and get the “I’d hit that” idea in dudes minds when they see her pics… Who needs an education.


Model Used Student Loans For Breast Implants – Claims It’s Better Than A Degree

One reply on “Model Used Student Loans For Breast Implants – Claims It’s Better Than A Degree”

I once gave a woman $1500 for English lessons. When she got back, her English was still poor, but she had bigger breasts. “You paid for this one, she said”. I believe she now has my name tattooed on it. I wonder whose name is on the other one?

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