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Monkeys Have Sex On Hapless Tourist’s Head

A hapless tourist was visiting what the Daily Mail identified as the Sacred Monkey Forest Sanctuary in Ubud, Indonesia when he tried to befriend some of the residents by feeding them. Unfortunately, the monkeys got overly familiar with the good-natured visitor and took his friendliness as an invitation to climb on his shoulder and fuck on his head. Honestly, it wouldn’t kill these monkeys to learn a little respect for personal boundaries.

After one monkey got comfortable on the dude’s shoulder, a female voice off camera, warned that another monkey was coming up behind him.

A male voice then warned that the monkeys were probably going to poop on him.

If only.

Instead, the monkeys treated his head like a cheap motel and start pounding away with little regard for who or what was around them.

Typical.

While the carnal simian fuck spree was going on, a male voice, possibly the executive editor of No Shit Weekly, said “And they’re doing it on your head!”

Thanks, guy. Very helpful.

 

 

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