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Mr. Skin’s 18th Annual Anatomy Awards Are Back To Honor This Year’s Best In Film And TV Nudity

Mr. Skin, the man who knows the best nude scenes like the back (or would it be front) of his hand, is back with his 18th Annual Anatomy Awards!

Just in time for the Oscars, Mr. Skin is here to tell us which movies we should REALLY be watching instead of all of those artsy-fartsy Academy Award nominees.

I mean, who cares about best acting and best directing when there are more important awards like Breast Picture, Best Butt and Nudecomer of the Year to be given?

This year’s top honor, Mr. Skin’s Lifetime Skinchievement Award goes to none other than Penelope Cruz based on her lifelong commitment to stripping down on film.

Here are the rest of 2016’s Top Film & TV Shows And Scenes That Didn’t Require A Wardrobe Stylist…

Breast Picture: White Girl

Best TV Show: Westworld

Best Butt: Keri Russell in The Americans

FX

Best Breasts: Eline Powell in Game of Thrones

Best Full Frontal: Olivia Wilde in Vinyl

Best Over 50: Monica Bellucci in Mozart in the Jungle

AMAZON

Best Lesbian Scene: Rooney Mara & Cate Blanchett in Carol

Nude Debut: Ashley Greene in Rogue

Best Threesome: Kate Micucci & Malin Akerman in Easy

Best Flame Broiled Whoppers: Emilia Clarke in Game of Thrones

COURTESY MR. SKIN

Best A-Cup All Star: Ellen Page in Into the Forest

Best Butt Dimples: Hannah Murray in Bridgend

Best Barnyard Plow: Aubrey Plaza in Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates

Best Doggy Style: Lisa Bonet in Ray Donovan

Best Money Shot: Riley Keough in the Girlfriend Experience

COURTESY MR. SKIN

Best Cleveland Streamer: Svenja Jung in Fucking Berlin

Most Mufftastic Merkin: Sugar Lyn Beard in Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates

Best Squirting Scene: Jennifer Krukowski in Total Frat Movie

Best Public Nudity: Chelsea Handler in Chelsea Does

Check out 2016’s Anatomy Award winners here for more all-important categories such as Best Shaving Cream Crotch, Best Iceberg Boobs and Best Naked Piggy Back.

And for even more categories from this year’s awards just head on over to Mr. Skin’s web site.

 

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