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Mysterious Donald Trump Zoltar Machine Distributes ‘Misfortunes’ In New York

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Love him or hate him, people can’t get enough Donald Trump right now. He’s everywhere, spouting insanely idiotic and often racist or sexist rhetoric as he continues getting called out for his past behavior and “locker room talk.” But now, said talk coming from a mysterious Trump Zoltar machine bearing The Donald’s likeness as it continues popping up in various locations along the East Coast. Gothamist first reported sightings of the machine yesterday in Greenpoint, a neighborhood in Brooklyn, New York. Reporter Camille Dodero posted a video on her Twitter account of the machine in action:

“The All-Seeing Trump” can be heard in the clip above uttering, “Look into my crystal ball and see America’s future,” the ‘All Seeing Trump’ declares. “I see a huge investment into a modern, high speed rail system. Very advanced, very fast. And we’re going to use it to deport 11 million illegal Mexicans. And by the way, I love the Mexican people. I love their spirit! I love their spirit. And I love packing them onto trains like cattle. And I build the best deportation trains, believe me. My trains are so much better than the trains…”

Here’s another short clip from Dodero, as it was spotted again on the northern end of Manhattan Avenue some time later:

It is yet to be determined who is responsible for the stunt, with the likes of Banksy having been ruled out so far. What is clear, however, is that the machine appears to have its own Twitter account, even boasting a website. Where will this Trump Zoltar show up next? You’ll just have to stay tuned.

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