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Naked Couple Gives Cops A+ Answer When Busted For Banging In Car

Naked Ohio couple busted for having sex in car

During the wee hours of April 28, Glenn Mcie and Shannon Mulcahy made a love connection during last call at a North Royalton, Ohio, bar. The happy couple was apparently still feeling the effects of their night of drinking when the cops happened upon then naked and passed out together inside Mcie’s Jeep, parked in a handicapped space of outside of an apartment complex.

According to the police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, the car was still running.

The police managed to rouse the sleeping 27-year-old Mcie, which was no small feat, given that he was completely shitfaced. After the young Romeo was asked why he was parked outside of an apartment complex in which he didn’t live, Mcie replied “‘When the mood hits, you have to find a place to park.”

Honestly, it’s hard to argue with that.

Unfortunately, Mulcahy was considerably less coherent and refused police orders to put her clothes on in favor of “laying completely naked in the passenger seat,” cursing out the cops, and insisting on remaining nude. She was coaxed to put her clothes back on when a female officer arrived on the scene, but was still unable to string together an intelligible sentence, let alone a sentiment as poignant as “when the mood hits, you have to find a place to park.”

What could cause someone to become that far gone? Probably the opened jar of moonshine the cops found after searching the Jeep, for starters.

Unfortunately, our lovers were separated when they were arrested and placed in separate squad cars. Hopefully one day they can reunite and consummate their newfound love somewhere that has at least two walls and a roof.

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