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Naked And Drunk Florida Man Arrested For Wielding Machete At Mailboxes

We’ve all been there. In years past — or maybe last weekend — you’ve gotten drunk to a point where the following day consists of those close to you explaining what you did to embarrass yourself the night before. Apart from that, you likely dealt with a hangover that burned with the rage of 1,000 ex-girlfriends.

Yeah, what you did may have been pretty bad. But hopefully you didn’t have your mugshot published for the same reasons as this guy.

A man in Southeast Florida spent the night in jail following a drunken evening that included him wielding a machete at some mailboxes that…I guess said some things he didn’t appreciate? Not only was he ready to chop up the line-stepping mailboxes, but he was swinging freely in more than one way because police say he was naked. It seems being a naked drunk Florida man is the thing to be out there.

Police arrested Yudier Duenas-Sosa, 36, on Saturday night in Cape Coral, Fla. Surprisingly, the intoxicated, sword-swinging exhibitionist didn’t give the cops any trouble as they took him in. His cousin Irene Orozco, however, is a different story, because she was arrested after charging at the cops when they tried to arrest Duenas-Sosa. Shocker, she was drunk, too.

The lesson of the story, kids, is that if you’re going to get drunk, naked, and show how big of a badass you are by using a machete to threaten mailboxes, make sure your cousin is at least sober. Or something like that.

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