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Hey nerds! Are you looking to have a threesome but lack the advanced social skills required to find someone willing to do it with you and your partner? Have you ever been sitting at a bar with your significant other, wishing you could find someone to add to your night’s planned sexual romps, but afraid to approach people at the risk of being outed as a perverted deviant?

Well, there’s an app for that. It’s called 3nder and it’s Tinder for threesomes. Their mission? “Make society more open about sexual desires.” So if you are a couple looking to add a third to the bedsheets, or a lonely spare wanting to bang two consenting adults, your life has just gotten easier. From Salon:

Whether you’re a couple looking for a playmate or vice versa, all it takes is uploading some photos, interests, and, er, “desires”—then you can start browsing your matches.

Apps. Is there anything they can’t do?

Tinder = old and tired.
3nder = the new hotness.

According to The New York Post, the app’s founder Dimo Trifonov came up with the idea after his girlfriend “confessed an attraction to a woman.” He agreed that a threesome would indeed be a desirable life experience. But as neither of them drinks, does, drugs, “hang[s] out at nightclubs,” or is any fun, they weren’t sure how to proceed. Where was the Seamless for kinky bisexual chicks???

So he created 3nder, an app that rhymes with “Tinder” when you say it out loud and claims to help you “date kinky, curious and openminded singles and couples around you.” Its features include group chat (obvs), “ephemeral” photo exchange, and one that lets you hide your profile from people you’re friends with on Facebook to avoid awkward moments between you and your boss.

Since its launch in 2014, 3nder users are already sending over 1.2 million messages per month and swiping over 4 million times, This attracted the attention of “a pair of unnamed angel investors,” who supplied $500,000 in “seed” money. Two satisfied customers, perhaps? So this is no joke, threesomes are happening thanks to this glorious app. Here’s the app description from the iTunes download page:

Features
– It works for couples and singles
– No real names
– Hide from Facebook friends
– Exchange ephemeral photos
– Create group chats
– Know when someone liked you
– No advertising

* What media is saying:
“Have you grown tired of Tinder? No longer hooked on Hinge? Sick of gadding about on Grindr? Well, if you’re on the hunt for a new dating app with a new twist, say hello to 3nder…” — Time.com

“It’s a good time for 3nder to launch: A worldwide study released last year by the Metro publication showed 20 percent of people have had a threesome — up from 14 percent a decade ago.” — NY Post

As seen on Cosmopolitan, Vice, New York Magazine, NBC, The Independent, Huffington Post, Salon and many others.

Only 20% of people have threesomes?!?! Why the hell is that number so low?!

Currently the app is only available on iTunes, but it’s coming any day now for Android, and there is an Android waiting list for those of you who want to get in as early as possible:

 

Most of the people who’ve signed up so far are millennials, because of course they are. I can’t wait for the episode of Girls where Hannah meets a married couple on there “for the story,” then ruins the threesome by talking too much.

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