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Nike Hired Collin Kaepernick As A Spokesperson And Twitter Is Having A Meltdown –

 

Nike unveiled their 30th anniversary version of their “Just Do It” campaign today, letting their new spokesperson reveal the ad on his Twitter feed.

It’s Colin Kaepernick, the guy who started kneeling during the national anthem to protest police brutality. This has made people very mad. ANGRY. HANGRY. PISSED OFF EVEN.

Luckily for us these people had the most epic meltdown on Twitter and started burning their shoes. Seriously.

This next dude has 100% lost it.

I could watch these all day. A lot of people are tweeting that instead of destroying your very expensive clothing you could donate it to the homeless, and that’s a fair point. But look at how funny these videos are. Seriously, the only way these would be funnier is if they were wearing the sneakers while they burned them. Even better than that, though, was the jokes at the expense of the dipshits burning their shoes.

Nike doesn’t actually have good morals, they basically make their shoes with slave labor and the only reason Phil Knight isn’t the first person you think of when you’re thinking about douchebag rich weirdos who probably spend their nights thinking of ways to defeat Superman is that Elon Musk exists. Still a pretty funny video.

This is 100% true. If you have brake lines in your car it means Colin Kaepernick is your BFF.

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