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Nothing Says Baseball Season’s Back Quite Like Finger Blasting Your Girl At A Spring Training Game

BASEBALL IS OFFICIALLY BACK, BABY! Get those fingers wet, boy. Aw, yeah. It’s been a long offseason of waiting around for free agent signings, seeing how rosters are going to shape up, waiting to see who’s on the move via trades, and waiting to go knuckle deep in your girl during a little spring training action. Nothing like it, man. The crack of the bat, the smell of the green grass, and the feeling of wet undies under the clear, Arizona sky. We’ve been cooped up inside all winter for far too long. Spring training is the best, because every team’s got a clean slate, even records and hopes and dreams of a season that ends in glory. My man right here is as optimistic as can be. Gonna be a great season!

For The Love Of The Game (1999) @starting9

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