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Nothing Says ‘Tis The Season’ Quite Like A Woman Selling Pregnancy Tests On Craigslist To Trick Unwary Men
Maybe you see the girl you’re seeing just as a temporary fling to get you through cuffing season. However, what if that special gal sees you as her future husband and would do anything to keep you in her life? What lengths would she go to in an effort to lock you down forever? Forever, forever ever, forever ever? Yes, forever, forever ever, forever ever. Would she buy a positive pregnancy test off of Craigslist, then tell you she’s pregnant, dupe you to nut inside of her because “Hey, we’re already preggers together and you can’t get pregnant twice,” then give birth to your child, thus locking you into a commitment of at least 18 years? Don’t think it’s possible? You had better think again.
We take you to Jacksonville, Florida where an entrepreneurial young woman who noticed that she had a supply of a product that some unbalanced ladies demanded. So in the spirit of capitalism, she began selling her merchandise. Her product was positive pregnancy tests and urine. The Sam Walton of deceitful pregnancies sold her positive piss sticks on Craigslist. The woman, who is three months pregnant, is selling the positive tests or urine for $30 each, but those traveling great distances get a discount. Seems like you should just lie and say you drove from far away.
The Craigslist ad reads:
Very self-explanatory I am 3 months and I am providing a product in which the consumer is able to purchase positive pregnancy tests or urine for your own use. Whether you are using it for your own amusement such as a prank, or to blackmail the CEO of where ever who you are having an affair with I DONT CARE AT ALL this is an absolutely no questions asked type of deal tell me what you need I provide it for monetary exchange. I will not overcharge for the urine test but I will not be low balled either do not contact me if you are going to be cheap and difficult.
Email me then I will exchange phone contact due to scammers I removed my number.
Feel free to contact when you need to check my email every HR for those traveling over 60 miles I will give 2 tests for $35.00.
Not the most ethical endeavor, but it is legal.
Action News Jacksonville saw the story and assembled their news to investigate the shady practice. Actually, their investigative news team consisted of an intern “going undercover” to purchase a piss stick. And you thought getting coffee for your boss was demeaning.
The woman revealed that she was inspired to start her “business” while looking on the internet for jobs she could do while she was pregnant.
“I saw from other women and their experiences that it’s very easy,” the woman said.
She said she makes “$200 in a day off something I have to do no matter what.”
So she’s selling SIX a day! There’s SIX women tricking their boyfriends every day? I don’t want to be so unvarnished, but bitches be cray.
The woman said she is paying her way through college by selling her urine-soaked tests. No good comes from girls who are desperate and need money to pay for college, unless you’re a rich older dude or the porn industry.
“Me being in college working on a bachelor’s and needing all this money to pay for a degree, this was a no-brainer,” she said.
The moral of the story is if your chick says she’s pregnant then you had better go in the bathroom and watch her whiz on that applicator. Even after that, it probably wouldn’t hurt to go all Maury and get a paternity test just to make sure.
I guess we can’t knock her hustle, but dudes need to be smart.