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OMG WE ARE BACK FROM THE DEAD – APOLOGY AND UPDATE FOR MEMBERS AND SUBSCRIBERS!

IF YOU ARE READING THIS…. YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS WE ARE BACK BABY!

WE WANT TO GIVE YOU ALL A HUGE HEARTFELT APOLOGY. WE ARE SO SORRY IT HAS TAKEN SO LONG.

ELECTRICEYE HAS BEEN WORKING TIRELESSLY TRYING TO GET THE SITE BACK UP AND FUNCTIONING.
WE HIRED PROFESSIONAL TECH, DROPPED CONTENT, AND DELETED PLUGINS, ALL IN AN EFFORT TO FIX THE SITE.
WE WENT THROUGH 3 TECH ‘GENIUSES’ WHO MESSED THINGS UP EVEN WORSE.

WE HAVE NOW HIRED WP ENGINE AND THEY HAVE US UP AND RUNNING AND WE ARE MOVING TO A NEW SERVER AS WE SPEAK!

CONTENT SHOULD RESUME THURSDAY OR FRIDAY DEPENDING ON WHEN I GET THE GO AHEAD TO ADD NEW CONTENT
(WE HAVE SO MUCH OLD CONTENT, THAT IS PART OF THE PROBLEM)

FOR THE WONDERFUL SUBSCRIBERS THAT ARE STILL HOLDING ON AND DIDN’T CANCEL YOUR SUBSCRIPTION, YOU WILL GET 2 MONTHS ADDED TO YOUR SUBSCRIPTION AT NO EXTRA CHARGE. AND I WILL BE PUTTING UP BONUS SUBSCRIBER POSTS EVERY WEEK.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE AND LOYALTY, I PROMISE IT WILL BE WORTH THE WAIT.

SORRY IT HAS TAKEN SO LONG… WE AREN’T EXPERTS, WE JUST PRETEND TO BE.

7 replies on “OMG WE ARE BACK FROM THE DEAD – APOLOGY AND UPDATE FOR MEMBERS AND SUBSCRIBERS!”

The best news I’ve heard in weeks! I was actually running out of ways to waste time on this internet thing. Take my word….there is no website that can hold a candle to this one. You people have done a terrific job in your efforts to get back on line and I thank every one of you. Looking forward to the new and improved Chaostrophic and the best content on the web!

We’ve just been giving you space to heal. That’s the best news I heard all day, because I was almost at the end of the interwebs. Welcome back Catastrophic!

I can’t say it any better than Overdoneone or Emass. Thank you for all the hard work to keep us entertained while we slack off at work.

we are still experiencing small glitches but new content is going up tomorrow, and all the glitches should be gone once we are completely on the new server and the wp engineers get everything repaired.

I am concerned something is wrong with the subscription plugin… it has been acting oddly, so if you can’t see the subscribers post right away, don’t panic just leave a message on the post and we will work to fix it.

thanks again guys, we are on the way to better days!

all y’alls support has made this happen. thanks.

I’m proud of the team for having got everything back on an even keel.

The old site had long been creaking and groaning under the strain of content and plug-ins and running on the wrong servers, not to mention fending off what I presume to be occasional hacking attempts or over-zealous search spiders.

With the site infrastructure revamped, I look forward to an altogether more pleasant user experience, and just as importantly, I hope you find the site a pleasure to administrate again!

Even the logo is back. Everything is loading and slicker and faster than before. Looks like the site is at full functionality; at least the bits that I use.

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