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Oregon Man Admits Stealing Coats For Sexual Use

Everybody is into something these days, some more strange than others. But Mark Mahoney had no problem admitting that he’s super into women’s coats when he was arrested by police recently.

The 51-year-old man was caught by police after it was discovered he was stealing coats from a college library. And why would he steal them? Well according to police it was for “sexual gratification.” Alright then…

Mahoney has been doing this for the last two years as he would make his way to Central Oregon Community College and Oregon State University-Cascades in order to steal any woman’s coat that he could get his hand on. After he was confronted, this creep admitted to “stealing several high end winter coats since 2015.” Police then proceeded to remove several stolen coats from Mahoney’s home and car.

No word as to how in the hell Mahoney got off using these coats, but I guess you can use your imagination. Also, there’s no word if the women want their coats back but I’m going to assume they don’t.

Mahoney was booked into the Deschutes County Jail three theft charges and two criminal mischief counts. And with Christmas around the corner perhaps his loved ones can get him a coat or two. Preferably from the women’s section.

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