People On Twitter Are Roasting Taylor Swift For Getting Dumped By Calvin Harris And It’s Truly Glorious
The public’s fascination with celebrities comes and goes in waves: last year everyone was obsessed with Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence, whereas today people are jerking themselves off to photos of Justin Bieber and Gigi Hadid. Taylor Swift rode the hype train for a solid six months back in 2014 when her album came out, but since then she’s been laying pretty low…until Calvin Harris reportedly dumped her, that is.
While Calvin has come out to say that their breakup was at least somewhat amicable, people have been quick to assume that Swift’s next album will be a collection of songs dissing the famous DJ and their relationship. This is her MO, and possibly the only way she pulls inspiration for songs.
Regardless of how Taylor feels about it (and we’ll get to find out her opinion in oh, say, maybe a year from now? How long does it take to cut an album?), the Internet certainly had their opinions as Twitter managed to get the hashtag #IDumpedTaylorSwiftBecause trending, and boy did people roast the hell out of her:
— Lou Brutus (@LouBrutus) June 3, 2016
— CookieMan (@pcook102) June 3, 2016
#IDumpedTaylorSwiftBecause I just wasn't feeling 22
— Feral Urkel (@twitsnotnice) June 3, 2016
#IDumpedTaylorSwiftBecause I thought "Shake it Off" was Very Offensive to people with Parkinson's
— T_R_E_E_ (@treedoesstandup) June 3, 2016
#IDumpedTaylorSwiftBecause I'm so vain, I'd probably think her next song would be about me…
— Save As, Gah.xlsx (@GahBr0wnTZ) June 3, 2016
#IDumpedTaylorSwiftBecause I wanted to hear what song she'd write about me
— itsbaeily (@its_baeily) June 3, 2016
#IDumpedTaylorSwiftBecause I caught her writing me a note. Thought it was a break up song. Turned out to be grocery list.
— Cooper (@Jm3cooper) June 3, 2016
#IDumpedTaylorSwiftBecause her dick was bigger than mine
— Brian Smith (@MustBeTheMeds) June 3, 2016
There's Already a Disgustingly Sexist Hashtag Celebrating Taylor Swift Twitter hashtag #IDumpedTaylorSwiftBecause is trending.
— ⚡️CommonWhiteGirl⚡️ (@_teen_problem) June 3, 2016
do you all not have life because this is absolutely so low on so many levels
— meg // inactiveish (@urbansdiary) June 3, 2016
#IDumpedTaylorSwiftBecause okay I'm not even a fan of hers and this hashtag is disgusting, she's a person too 😪
— russian bot (@prismspiritual) June 3, 2016
What’s next, we can’t make fun of a kid falling into a gorilla pit?