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People’s Most Incriminating “It’s Not What It Looks Like” Moments

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I have one. 4 of us go on a stag night to Macau. It’s not my kind of thing: gambling (I see only statistical negative expectation) and a strip club with PAWGs (you know how I feel about white girls). But groomsman himself blows every dollar we brought on the tables and club. At the end, he hires a hooker. It was his choice, not our prompting. He’s a notorious Asian horn-dog and he’s about to marry a Bible thumper.

On the ferry on the way back to Hong Kong, he starts to panic. Gets a massive guilt trip. Well, not guilt, but a crushing fear of getting busted. He’s convinced he has lipstick on his body somewhere. He convinces one of us to inspect his now shirtless body behind a pillar in the main hall after immigration, but his friend’s myopic and ends up looking so closely it looks like he’s kissing the groom’s nipples. The other lad and I are standing well away by the escalator and see a security guard walk across, spot them and yell at them to stop their gay sex.

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