PERVY ORANGUTAN MOLESTS POOR GIRL WHO JUST WANTED A PICTURE
A video of an orangutan getting fresh with a female tourist was posted to Reddit on Tuesday. The woman in the video was visiting Safari Park in Bangkok when she met the overly familiar orangutans.
The apes seem pretty friendly and playful, but they really dial up the Pepé Le Pew factor when the cameras are on them. The fact that they are so responsive to cameras makes Jezebel’s Aimée Lutkin speculate that the orangutans are indeed trained to grope women when they’re in the spotlight.
As for the Redditors, well, the title of the thread is “I am monkey, I can get away with it.” Never mind the fact that an orangutan is an ape and not a monkey. That takes a backseat to the fact that commenters are all lamenting the fact that they can’t sexually harass women with impunity.
In any case, the woman seems to be a good sport about getting molested by a primate, especially given that one of the primates looks like it is wearing Superman pajamas.
In other orangutan news, this orange guy at the Barcelona Zoo really enjoyed being shown a magic trick. Apparently, part of their charm is that orangutans are very easily entertained.